Great

Mum is going shopping for new shoes,
She asked if I wanted to come and I said I'd like to but I'm not in the mood.
So then she is all pissed off about that.
Then she says
"So you're coming to the soccer tonight?"
"No, I don't want to, I thought you said we'd disscuss it."
"Yes but I thought you were coming."
"No, even yesterday I said I didn't want to go."
"Why not? Don't you want to spend time with us."
"I want to spend time with you but I can do that at home. I dont want to go to the soccer."
"But you don't do it at home."
"Yes I do, I did the other night."
"Why don't you just come so that you can tick soccer off on the list of things you've done."
"Because I don't like soccer, I don't like sport, I don't want to go."
"If I make you go will you sit there with a sour look on your face all night?"
"Yep."
And she walks away.
So now she is all pissed at me.
I was just been honest, she always tells me to be honest.
AHH I DON'T WANT TO GO
1) I don't like soccer
2) I dont like sport in general
3) I don't feel like going out
4) Tonight Ben doesn't have tennis so I get to talk to him more
5) My feet hurt
6) Suncorp's lights hurt my eyes
7) I'm so bloody sick of Carolynne that its not funny.
8) I like to be able to stay away from Julian
9) Bethany is being a bitch at the moment
10) I'd have to deal with a still pissed mum.