Why can't they just leave me alone?

I had the worst art lesson ever today.
Rosie spoke too loudly.
"Did you talk to Ben on the weekend?" - Rosie
"Kind of" - Me (this is where the bitch/skank/whores sitting at out table chime in)
"Is this your boyfriend overseas?" - Hailey W.
"Doesn't he live in England" - Hailey R.
*My facial expression is basically saying "FUCK FUCK FUCK"*
*Rosie whispering very loudly and everyone ends up hearing* "How do THEY know"
*Me back quietly* "I don't fucking know, apparently EVERYONE knows."
"That was kind of loud Rosie" - Rebbecca (one of the skanks)
*Under her breath* "Fuck" - Rosie

Later she said sorry, a lot.
So that was good.
Then when I told Celine she was like.
"But they are so nice."
NICE MY FUCKING ASS!
The whole reason they did that was to
a) Be nosy
b) Put me on the spot
c) make me uncomfortable
d) Judge me (not that I care what they think the fact that they do it is annoying)
e) to be bitches
f) to piss me off
g) to watch me squirm
and lots more stuff
*cough*
So Celine wasn't being reasonable
Yeah they are nice to her
that doesn't mean they aren't bitches.

So I went to talk to Georgina and Alison
and they were more understanding.
Then we talked about sock tans (Alison and I don't have one, G does)
And how visible our veins are (G's are scarily visible its almost like her skin is transparent. Then mine are kinda visible and Alison's are the least visible)
Then we talked about our feet (which involved taking off our shoes and saying how much we hate our feet and that Alison's toes are long)

Oh and Ben,
Georgina was very VERY embarrassed about her singing.
Then even more when she realised that it wasn't just the audio.
And hit me in the arm.

In Home Ec Kelly was being a controlling bitch.
And she was talking about Fiona and I,
And you could hear her,
It was funny
At least Fiona and I have the decency to type our bitching out to each other.
Then Fiona and I were looking up recipes.
And for our assignment it has to be "An Auzzie BBQ"
And we were looking at a site with Auzzie slang
and we were shocked.
So now I say.
av-a-go-yer bloody perving off-siding ocker. Pull your head in, nick off, piss off, rack off and go become a garbo or truckie, you're a no-hoper, even with the Salvos help, get off the dole. I'm fair-dinkum randy about rooting that bonza shiela. I'm gonna av-a barbie with bangers are mash. Her brothers a true blue surfie bloke so it should be a bottler. I'm gonna take a chock-a-block cask, some coldies, cheerios, a chook, some lamingtons and a pav for tucker and av-a good session. I took a sickie from yakka cos I was crook, but the tall poppy syndrom boss grizzled and spat the dummie. I told him to give us a fair go but he is an up himself wowser and thought I was wagging and threw a wobbly. I've had my yacking strine s'arvo ay?

Ok, I'm done.
God that was hard.
I used an Ozzie slang thing for it too. http://www.aussie-info.com/identity/language/
Though somethings that you apparently don't know are just ridiculous.
Btw. ITS A DOONA NOT A DUVET
Kay.
I'm done.

Oh no I'm not.
I have a story.
But you must first watch this.


Alright.
so today in English
my teacher (who I hate with a passion)
is going through a slide show
we get to some pictures that we are supposed to deconstruct
there is one, depicting "education" and its from dead poet society
I put my hand up quickly
"Ms. D have you seen Dead Poet's society?"
"Yes I have"
So I stand up on my chair (I didn't have a desk)
and say "Oh captain my captain!"
She laughs and claps
and the rest of my class is going
WHAT THE FUCK JULIA
and I am there grinning
and then she asks us to deconstruct it
My hand goes up again
"The lighting is warm and inviting, He looks like he is enjoying his work and smiling, all the boys are intently focused on him and there is a globe in the background" (and only after did I think to add, they are truly seizing the day)
It was awesome.
NOW GO WATCH THE REST OF DEAD POET SOCIETY.
Because it is one of the best movies ever and one of my all time favourites.

And now I am done.
God that was long.
And I say fuck too much.
BED TIME!

OH and my friend Dale who is practically my older brother might be getting kicked out of his parents house.
Joy.