For about a week my friend Alex and I have been planning.
We planned that the next day five in the cycle
(our school cycle goes from day 1 - 6 because Sister doesn't like Monday classes to always be missed out or something, it's confusing.)
But we planned that we would both fall into the pool in our uniforms.
I would fall and pull Alex with me.
But at the last minute she didn't want to.
So I went and got changed into my uniform after swimming
and purposely left my goggles on the side of the pool.
I went and got Alex (she didn't swim) and we "went to get them"
I was walking back really close to the edge,
and she "accidentally" lost her footing a bit and pushed me in.
Lots of people laughed.
I did.
I got out and Alex went to reception to get me a dry uniform.
And I went to the toilets to try and dry my underwear.
It didn't really work (I had to change into my togs while I tried to dry my underwear)
So I was told to put the uniform over my wet togs (getting that uniform wet too)
and take my clothes to the home economics rooms to put in the dryer.
By Morning Tea (it happened in first period)
EVERYONE knew.
It was hilarious.
Only a few people know it was on purpose.
One of them is in my PC.
And she almost told my PC teacher but I hit her.
In other news.
Art today.
The skanks again.
One of them said "argh you're so gay Hailey"
So I said "You shouldn't use gay in a negative connotation. When you say something is gay your saying it is bad which means that your using gay as bad, meaning gay = bad and therefor you are not socially accepting homosexual people."
*Blank stairs* "Are you gay"
*Condescending look* "Yes....."
*Open mouths*
"No you idiots god."
It was way better in maths though.
When fat Hailey asked me about Alex pushing me in the pool.
"Who pushed you in the pool?"
"Alex."
"Is she your friend?"
"Yes."
"Are you sure."
"Yes, so you can't go up and make rumours that she stole my boyfriend and pushed me in the pool or anything."
*Bitchy look*
I got high fives for that.
I also made comments to Rosie all art lesson about things the skanks were saying.
It was funny.
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4 comments:
Sick-nasty day,
Mine was sucknasty
aww that sucks.
Tell me about it.
haha, that's awesome! You have guts Julia, I would have never been able to do that.
Or tell the skanks that! You are like, a role model!
awwww thanks Carla.
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